Entries in Shirtless Rappers (5)
I've got to be honest, there was a lot of back-and-forth when trying to come up with the inaugral artist to kick off our Major Label Monday series. Here's how the actual conversation went:
Simon: "Major label Monday...[southern artist who is sure to be on in the future]?"
Theo: "Perhaps, but we have to get a good song,"
Simon: "I'm about to start looking."
Not one minute later.
Simon: "There's always Gunplay from Maybach Music."
Theo: "Gunplay!!! I'm laughing just thinking about that coke stint."
And there you have it. So, enjoy Gunplay's "Bogota", there's a latina with a huge ass walking a horse (creepy Brazzers cameraman not included) and rhymes about cocaine and rims (surprise!).
All jokes aside, when do crappers get together on the "video set"/club scene/studio/3rd illegimate child's 3rd birthday party and say, "Hey guys, let's all take our shirts off for this one."I digress. Let's travel down to red clay roads of Atlanta and watch Another Bad Creation all grown up...awwww....and let us hear stories of poverty that include a time where one couldn't "make it rain". Now I'm no stickler for common sense (go cop that "Take Care" Album) but, there's soo many oxy-morons, oxy-cleaned t-shirts, and um....morons...Get these guys in school, Michael Bivins
It took awhile, but the cream rose to the top. I was thisclose to clicking the "x" on this video, then 4:43 happened. It went from "eh, this sucks," to *blank stare*. It went from "IM UH HOOD NIGGA" to some song called "Swaggin." And boy, is it awful. Yikes. Sometimes patience is truly a virtue.
What happens when you realize that you've made an excessive amount of money? Calm down, of course! It's also seems to be tradition to make your friends perform homo-erotic shirtless dances (@3:06) in the um..."club". I really want to understand at what point do these rappers say "Hey, I think this club scene would look much better if I took my shirt off." Fucking stupid...excuse me. Woohsah